Laziness

I love to be lazy. I was born to be lazy. Laziness is my nature.

I cannot go against my nature. My nature is beyond everything and beyond my control!

I just want to have the ability not to do anything.

But for an unsolved reason, I always work like a dog (I really don’t know why we use this expression. 

I have never seen a dog working). 

Everybody says to me “Oh, no. You are going to be bored very soon!”

They don’t know that I almost never have time to look the wall or the ceiling for ten minutes. I am always so busy that if I find these ten minutes, for me is an incredible luxury. A special gift.

I work very fast and very effectively and nobody believes I am lazy. My opinion is this: “if I go to work and lose these times of my life I prefer to work. I am not there to spend my time or to convince the others that I work. It is very boring and loss of precious time.  

For me, lazy time is blessing. Through the laziness I can reform.

It is great when you watch silly serials on television, just to let your mind rest.

To put in order the books that you plan to read or to take more ideas just looking at them. To make my schedules for the future, organize everything without thinking. This time is working the subconscious. And when the laziness goes away, the “conscious” starts working.

When you move your body from bed to sofa and from one sofa to the other…

Of course after five hours I feel boring.

During the lazy time I feel an enormous happiness. I feel that this emotion is only mine and no one else can take it away from me. No one can enter in my life these moments.

 It is like you are alone home, nobody can see you and you can stay naked, eat with your hands, stay on the floor, get drunk...

Spending time without anxiety and stress is something very rare nowadays. But some of us are afraid of this laziness. Maybe when we are staying without something to do, we think things that we don’t know, but I don’t want to talk about bad feelings now.

I just want to praise the meaning of laziness in our life. When with empty, relaxed mine we can create new ideas, make new plans, do silly things (like polish my nails three times with different colours, walking till the next super market enjoying the way, etc.)

This coolness, this slowness to do anything, this denial to do anything, this natural denial that the modern way of living make us forget of feel guilty for it.

I don’t know, maybe Donald Duck is responsible for everything. When I was a child and I was reading his adventures and I like watching him laying on his swing, drinking his juices under the sun.

Now I know where my laziness comes from. “The bad companies”.

Put the blame on Donald, boys!