Monday, July 25, 2011

THE “FUCK THEM ALL” LIST (I)

After my fans’ demand… This is an expression that use very often the television channels in Europe, when they want to play the same movie or serial in “replay”.
So, after my fan’s demand (actually after demand of Mr. Winter), I decided to publish my personal “Fuck them all” list.

FUCK LIST
1. Work: I spend working the best year of my life, my salary was not enough to live and because of this low salary, I shall not have a good old age too.

2. Career: Hahahahahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

3. “Friends”: Who cares about the “friends”.

4. Hell: Doesn’t exist like the religions’ books say. We live hell and paradise here.

5. Paradise: Paradise lost.

6. Snakes (any kind): They will be always snailing and crawling on the ground. They will never be eagles.

7. Globalization: If we are going to make one world, where everyone will have an access to the civilization of the other, then why we need armies?

8. IMF: Stop destroying countries, pimp. Your turn is coming.

9. Rusty minds: so many detergents against the rust in XXI century. Try one.

10. Lovers: The fact that you believe that you are unique, it doesn’t mean it is true (psss… even if the woman sigh in bed).

11. Money: I adore them, but most of the people dislike them. I just want to know how life could be without money, or if the money was something very heavy to carry it (like a governor made them in ancient Greece in purpose to make them not determine people’s life).

12. Internet Connexion: Free the connection. I want to speak with my friends.

13. The real name of a person: I want to change my life, my way of thinking, my mentality, I WANT TO CHANGE MY OWN SKIN. So I chose the name I like.

14. Religions, nationalities, casts, social classes, status quo and other shit like these: the commonalities are stronger than the differences.

15. Stereotypes: still exist?

16. Demureness: I prefer severity and dignity.

17. Dignity: Overdose can kill!

18. Silly people: Go away of my way; stay on yours.

19. Advices and opinions: I leave in another continent, I do another job, I speak another language, I think in a different way because all my life play the deaf to other people advice.

20. Phones: “Your call is been diverted” and I divert my feelings for you to the air.

21. Time: I cannot put so many things in one day and even if I could add 25 more hours to the twenty four hours, I need sometime for myself. OK?

22. Competition: I want nothing from no one. I have my own plans and dreams for my life. Keep your positions and your “chair”. No threat from my side

23. Prestige: Really?

24. Success: Why the majority of people have a wrong idea about it? This way becomes a nightmare.

25. www.blogger.com: I cannot post my texts. :P

26. Limits: Who loves us, create “limits” of another kind to protect our relationship and he doesn’t need anything of the traditional ones.

27. Complains: Go to the complain box, please!

28. Proposals: Only the serious ones.

29. Indiscretion: You can ask me anything you want. I shall never ask. Life is so simple.

30. Promises: I am practical.

31. Fear: One day I shall kill him, I swear.

32. Obstacles: Life is fair. All of these persons that put in your way any kind of obstacles, they are still there, putting new obstacles to the next imaginary enemies. But look where are you J.

33. Misery: I am not interested.

34. School: Shit in head that we try to forget for the rest of our life.

35. Drugs: I don’t have any experience to talk personally, but it is proved that they kill. Think how many people in this world try to stay alive?

36. Fortune: When someone has a lot of money, someone else becomes poorer.
37. Phobias: Everything is inside our mind.

38. Unfulfilled wishes: just fuck them. We don’t know if life would be better if they were fulfilled wishes.

39. Beauty: There are not ugly people, everyone is beautiful with his own unique way.

40. Black (any kind): I prefer the colors.

 

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